Senator Miriam Defensor Santiago New Pick Up Lines for Valentines Season

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Senator Miriam Defensor Santiago is known on giving a hit pick up lines to get people attentions. On her speech to the Philippine Society of Hypertension and the Philippine Lipid and Athersclerosis Society on Wednesday, February 8, She say some of these lines while she delivered speech:

“Girl: Saan tayo magde-date sa Valentine’s? Boy: Sa sementeryo! Girl: Bakit doon? Boy: Para mapatunayan kong patay na patay ako sa’yo.

“Pedicab ka ba? Pedicabang i-date sa Valentine’s Day?

“Ang love, parang bayad sa jeep. Minsan, hindi nasusuklian.

“Bulaklak ka ba? Paa mo kasi maugat.

“Ang sabi nila, ‘An apple a day keeps the doctor away.’ Kung guwapo o maganda ang doctor, ayoko na ng apple.

“Pwede bang magpa-blood test? Para malaman mo na type kita.

“Malapit na ang Valentine’s Day ah. Pero bakit ikaw mukha ka pa ring Halloween?

“Tuwing makikita ko ang mukha mo, parang gusto kong sumigaw ng ‘Objection!’

“Gusto kitang kasuhan ng trespassing. Kasi basta-basta ka lang pumapasok sa puso ko.

“Empleyado ka ba? Empleyado rin ako. Pwede tayong magkaroon ng union.”